I’m probably going to regret this, but …
I play Left4dead 2 pretty frequently on Steam. If you add me and we play together, I hereby promise not to get upset if you yell “tits or gtfo” at me.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/theoatmeal/
You know you are an English major when:
You develop a crush during the class Oral Essay Final Exam because a guy creates a well-developed explanation of the sketch in American Humor using Washington Irving with various points to support the other authors in the “essay” as the progression of the sketch throughout humor.
*Note* This could because I was afraid my stupid classmates were going to get me a ‘B’ on the exam.
All I have to say is “You an occupational hazard to-ni-ni-ni-night”

(Source: drowsybutcher, via fuckyeahmst3k)